8 things you never wanted to know, but now you do!!!!!

1- I LOVE having my feet tickled and rubbed although Tina HATES to touch my feet), but I HATE anyone getting to close to my toes and specifically my toenails.

2-Like my older brother Tyler, the only woman I have kissed is my wife. However I have been kissed on the cheeks by two other girls. (OK, so three if you count Mom, and four if you count Dad after I'm on my way to hollywood. :)

3-I call this one "fat guys on a little bike". One night after work at Carousel, Brian Mecham and I "borrowed" our co-workers scooter and drove it around the parking lot. She was riding around in John Hullingers new car, and they spotted us and starting "chasing us". Brian panicked and lost control and we crashed into one of the planter boxes, cracking the scooter above the front tire, and doing all sorts of other damage. Mecham and I split the cost to repair it and I was able to keep it from Mom and Dad. He wasn't so lucky however, he had to go a doctor to get his knee drained. He hit his knee so hard on the pavement that he got water on the knee.

4-I once had a dream that I was flying. I dreamt that I woke up in the middle of the night with my blankey and in my footed pajamas, and walked to the back (glass door). I dreamt I opened it up and I just started floating away. I still remember how cool the night air was. As I passed over our backyard fence and into the olson's backyard, Mike Olson noticed I was flying and he grabbed me and brought me back home. In the morning I remember asking Mom and Dad about the incident and they reassured me that I was dreaming. I did not believe them for the longest time. It was the most vivid dream I've ever had.

5-Despite being a pretty good student in college, I am a HUGE procrastinator!!!!! I once waited until the day before my stats final to begin studying for it. I realized that I was clueless about the content of the test and tried to hire a tutor. When I finally found one, he wasn't a stats tutor, and we spent 2.5 hours figuring the stuff out. When I left, I was more confused. Tina finally remembered that her friend from high school (who was at BYU) was a stats major. (that info would've been helpful earlier in the day!!!). After meeting with her for about an hour, I felt really good about the final. I proceeded to take the test, and I FAILED MISERABLY. I failed the course and had to take it over again.

6-I generally am pretty even tempered, but when I lose my temper, generally Jeremy suffers. We all know that I gave Jerms that scar on his nose (that'll teach ya to turn off the tv while I'm watching it :), but I also got so mad at him one time (I don't remember why right now) that I threw the worst thing a person could throw at another person. I hoped that it would hit him and do immense damage, maybe give him another scar on his face. The vicious and deadly item..........................A stick of Butter!!!!!!!

7-I HAVE to read while on the toilet. Thankfully I have a subscription to Sports Illustrated right now, and that takes up most of my pooping time. However if I am somewhere where there is nothing to read, I will read the labels of any of the cleaning products that are under the sink. My favorite label to read is Lysol!!!!

8-While living at our old house (750 south) and before grandma's room was finished I used to go in there and have a little fantasy time. I would put up the nerf basketball hoop and shoot some hoops, pretending to be a great basketball player. I then pretended to get bonked on the head hard enough to knock me out. I would lay on the bed and imagine that I was hearing a song I never heard before. This song was the greatest song ever, and I had to quit being a basketball player, and I had to record this song, and become a rock star!!!! So I quit basketball and recorded the song and became a rock star. The song I was hearing, and that I recorded to become a rock star was "we built this city" by Starship. I would then put in the tape and lipsynced "we built this city" about 5 times before ending the fantasy.

That's my eight things, and I'm glad it's only eight, that way I can still keep some things in the closet!!!!! Now, lets hear from JERMS!!!!!!!